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Just another blog, created on the spur of the moment; may or may not contain earth-shattering epiphanies, boring personal observations, or various and sundry trivialities...

...oh, and once in a while, some politics...

Sunday, December 11, 2005


New State Slogans for Delaware


Thanks to the person who stated these in the Sound Off column in the Delaware State News...


1. Welcome to Delaware-We're for sale. Bring lumber, concrete, wire and pipe.


2. We have land we haven't ruined yet.


3. Bring plenty of money; We approve everything.


4. We grow homes, Not corn.


5. We always say "yes".


6. Rehoboth: Indian word for Gridlock.


7. Hurry! We're not full yet.


8. Land of the invisible governor.


9. Small wonder-We haven't sunk yet, But we're trying!


My personal favorite:


10. Time to move away.


11. Chicken farms smell worse than asphalt-We need you.


12. Plant a tree, Plow the rest.


13. Dig a hole, Cover with a box.




And, my own submission: The new state name for Delaware is:

"WEST NEW JERSEY"!


Posted by: Artemis / 12/11/2005 03:03:00 PM

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