Thanks to the person who stated these in the Sound Off column in the Delaware State News...
1. Welcome to Delaware-We're for sale. Bring lumber, concrete, wire and pipe.
2. We have land we haven't ruined yet.
3. Bring plenty of money; We approve everything.
4. We grow homes, Not corn.
5. We always say "yes".
6. Rehoboth: Indian word for Gridlock.
7. Hurry! We're not full yet.
8. Land of the invisible governor.
9. Small wonder-We haven't sunk yet, But we're trying!
My personal favorite:
10. Time to move away.
11. Chicken farms smell worse than asphalt-We need you.
12. Plant a tree, Plow the rest.
13. Dig a hole, Cover with a box.
And, my own submission: The new state name for Delaware is:
"WEST NEW JERSEY"!
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